|Power Popper Hailstorm. Now THAT's automatic fire.|
|Rapid fire power.. and he still smiles with contempt!|
|That's. really. incredible. really.|
and.. intuitively named.. DOUBLE BARREL POWER POPPER. OMG!
|21 rounds and rugged construction? That's it, we're history.|
The biggest fear is THIS is what you're going to get for Christmas from your grand parents. No really.
"What was it that lil' Bobby wanted again?"
"Oh some sort of toy gun that shoots sponges or foam or something. Noof or Nerrd or something."
"Maybe that was it"
"This does shoot foam balls. That sounds a bit dangerous?"
"No it says it's safe indoor fun. That sounds nice doesn't it?"
"He did say he wanted something that shot quite a lot at a very fast rate"
"hmm. this one sounds exactly what he wants. And it's not very expensive either"
"Oh Bobby will be so happy"
"Oh I know. I do know what young kids want these days"
"Why couldn't we have Power Poppers when we were growing up?!"